Funny Conversations
I've been keeping tabs on funny conversations that I have overheard and/or partaken of in the recent months and thought I'd share a few, along with, in some cases, pictures or links to accompany them. Enjoy!
My gay friend Gio, on Kenneth Parcell from 30 Rock:
Gio: Why do they make him look so gay? I mean, look at the colors they put him in! Salmon? Bright green? ... oh crap, I think that might have actually been the gayest thing I've ever said.
me: Oh, the irony.
On our respective recent trips to Santa Cruz:
Stephanie: it was lovely. we ate cottage cheese and sausages and sandwiches on the board walk (packed our lunches) and cooked breakfast in the room in the morning
very danielle and steph
me: whereas when jen and i went, we drank margaritas on the beach, and went to brunch with bloody marys the next morning
very jen and loreal
And along those lines...
On starting a blog:
me: can we start a blog?
i think we are both pretty funny and interesting people
let's pick a funny and interesting topic and blog about it
Jen: great idea! we'll have to get drunk and then brainstorm ;)
me: haha ok, good idea - like all the great writers
Jen: haha - right
me: fitzgerald, hemingway, faulkner
Jen: all drunks
me: exactly! it's our destiny
NPR Article: Great American Writers and Their Cocktails
Texting with my sister, who lives in LA, late one night:
me: Good night, love you
Randie: love you too. Can u bring me a bean n cheese no onions?
me: um, i live in SF
Randie: oh yeah. nevermind.
A random IM conversation:
me: RAWWWWRRRRR
what's that from?
Jen: david at the dentist?
me: YES!
On the Del Taco drive-thru employee late one night:
Katie: Look at her -- she's hardcore. She has a tat on her neck and everything.
me: How hardcore can she be wearing a fluorescent green shirt? At the drive thru? At Del Taco? At 2am?
While strolling down Santana Row:
me: See that restaurant called Straits? That's where I was the night I got wasted, puked, and kissed a girl for the first time.
Katie: At Straits?
me: yep.
Katie: Wait... so you turned gay at a place called Straits?
I've been keeping tabs on funny conversations that I have overheard and/or partaken of in the recent months and thought I'd share a few, along with, in some cases, pictures or links to accompany them. Enjoy!
My gay friend Gio, on Kenneth Parcell from 30 Rock:
Gio: Why do they make him look so gay? I mean, look at the colors they put him in! Salmon? Bright green? ... oh crap, I think that might have actually been the gayest thing I've ever said.
me: Oh, the irony.
On our respective recent trips to Santa Cruz:
Stephanie: it was lovely. we ate cottage cheese and sausages and sandwiches on the board walk (packed our lunches) and cooked breakfast in the room in the morning
very danielle and steph
me: whereas when jen and i went, we drank margaritas on the beach, and went to brunch with bloody marys the next morning
very jen and loreal
And along those lines...
On starting a blog:
me: can we start a blog?
i think we are both pretty funny and interesting people
let's pick a funny and interesting topic and blog about it
Jen: great idea! we'll have to get drunk and then brainstorm ;)
me: haha ok, good idea - like all the great writers
Jen: haha - right
me: fitzgerald, hemingway, faulkner
Jen: all drunks
me: exactly! it's our destiny
NPR Article: Great American Writers and Their Cocktails
Texting with my sister, who lives in LA, late one night:
me: Good night, love you
Randie: love you too. Can u bring me a bean n cheese no onions?
me: um, i live in SF
Randie: oh yeah. nevermind.
A random IM conversation:
me: RAWWWWRRRRR
what's that from?
Jen: david at the dentist?
me: YES!
On the Del Taco drive-thru employee late one night:
Katie: Look at her -- she's hardcore. She has a tat on her neck and everything.
me: How hardcore can she be wearing a fluorescent green shirt? At the drive thru? At Del Taco? At 2am?
While strolling down Santana Row:
me: See that restaurant called Straits? That's where I was the night I got wasted, puked, and kissed a girl for the first time.
Katie: At Straits?
me: yep.
Katie: Wait... so you turned gay at a place called Straits?
posted by Loreal at 3:47 PM
1 Comments:
Straits is awesome, and even more awesome if you go gay while there. As are the Bloody Mary's at 515. Especially if you go gay while drinking them. That probably completes the trifecta of awesome.
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